The Rescue of Shaquille O'Neil

Dr. Evil, Queen Amidala, and Cobra have kidnapped Basketball Superstar Shaquille O'Neil and are holding him for $10 Million in Ransom. With that money they plan on buying and then closing down local nursing homes so they can force the disabled and elderly to become homeless for the holidays.

While Dr. Evil sips Mint Julips sitting next to his girlfriend & lawyer Teresa; the Delta Force slowly creep up on them to rescue Shaq.

Jose, the Sniper edges around the shrubbery to get a better view and a clearer shot at Dr. Evil's noggin.

The Delta Force crawls forward and prepares to launch the rescue assault on the COBRA Forces

Somebody who looks like Camo-Duke spots the rescue team and sounds the Alert! The pie has hit the fan now! Only quick action can keep Shaq from being killed!